NostalgiaCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7685	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being haunted by the memories of that one time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a potato in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to start fresh and make new, less incendiary memories!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare enchanted pink sheep wool. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and welcoming community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So say goodbye to your potato-cooking days of yore and come join us on our server where the only fires you’ll be starting are the ones fueled by your burning desire to have a good time!

ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchantments Applied:	297
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Farms Harvested:	106	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	191	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	300	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	135
Magic Items Found:	1378	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	1180
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2404
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Potions Brewed:	95
Emeralds Found:	1177	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	895
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5082	Buildings Constructed:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Farms Harvested:	761
Star Shards Collected:	114	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Endless Eden

active server, apply today, arcade games, chat games, Discord, Eden, Endless, launch date, OneBlock, Player Shops, prox chat, quality-of-life enhancements, recruiter, Resource World, season 4, Skyblock, smp, SMP world, Staff, Treefeller, Veinminer, Warps, whitelist application

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7

Endless Eden Minecraft Server

Season	Season 4
Launch Date	01/02/25

Explore our expansive SMP World filled with unique builds, player shops, and vibrant community spaces. Join now to experience our OneBlock and Skyblock modes with custom challenges, generators, quests, and a unique OneBlock phase system.

Features:

Quality-of-Life Enhancements:

Arcade Games
Treefeller
Veinminer
Prox Chat (Simple Voice Chat)
Quests
Chat Games
Homes, Crates
Infinite Villager Trading
Improved Stonecutting Recipes
And more!

Why Choose Endless Eden?

We’re a community-focused, 18+ space where mature players come together to build, explore, and make lasting memories. Join Endless Eden to meet like-minded individuals, build relationships, and have fun in a welcoming environment.

Join Endless Eden Today:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
- Submit a Whitelist Application: Approval within 0–15 minutes!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I apply for whitelisting?	Join our Discord and contact our recruiter, mc_fayeth, to submit a whitelist application.
What are the server modes available?	We offer SMP World, Resource World, OneBlock, and Skyblock modes with custom challenges and features.
Is there active staff support?	Yes, we have an active server staff ready to assist players and ensure a positive gameplay experience.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	We have premium and custom plugins like Arcade Games, Veinminer, Quests, and more to enhance your gameplay.
What makes Endless Eden unique?	Endless Eden is a community-focused server where players can build, explore, and foster friendships in a mature and welcoming environment.

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, ending it all, ETERNAL, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, Realm, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide methods, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft

aita, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, daughter’s feelings, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, family vacation, family vacation planning, making husband choose, MomVsHubbyVsMeCraft, parental decision-making, stepfamily boundaries, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily inclusion, stepson’s fiancé, travel accommodations, trip planning, vacation dynamics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	5659
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Potions Brewed:	183	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family vacation chaos and ultimate decision-making!

Imagine this: you’re all set for a family vacation with your husband, sons, and daughter. But wait, there’s a plot twist! Your husband invites your stepson’s fiancé without even consulting you. And to top it off, she’s a mean girl who has been rude to your daughter. Talk about vacation drama!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family vacation showdown. Will you choose to stand your ground and kick the fiancé out of the trip? Or will you embrace the chaos and try to make the best of a bad situation? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have family drama in the world of Minecraft?

Backpacks & Bases Minecraft Server

Abandoned, abandoned bases, Backpacks, Bases, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, evacuation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military bases, Minecraft, orders, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Troops, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Villages Defended:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in the middle of an epic battle between iran and syria! the abandoned bases are full of treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered. u gotta be quick tho, cuz the soldiers were ordered to take their backpacks and leave, so u gotta grab all the loot before they come back! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!