NoSplitNoEatMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	194	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	163

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	1867

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5581	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3206
Crops Grown:	9341	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	4050	Star Shards Collected:	274
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2940
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crops Grown:	2201	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Animals Bred:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1086	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!