NoSplitNoEatMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Emeralds Found:	3803
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9552
Dimension Hops:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	472
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	646

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Votes:	4907
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	2604
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

✅ Hello! This is a server called = HideMC ✅ ❤️ RARE WIPES, DISCORD, TLAUNCHER, SKINS ❤️ OUR RESOURCE PACK = https://disk.yandex.ru/d/D_FvM66Ey4xZdg ? FREE ULTRA?

TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	1025
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Emeralds Found:	6684	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Villages Defended:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2881

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	4662
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	5

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1