join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 290
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
Buildings Constructed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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