join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Void Armor Forged: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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