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Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).
But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun mods? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where lewd mods are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Build a house with a bedroom full of scantily clad villagers, or explore a world where all the mobs wear lingerie. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Modded Minecraft Master, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the most outrageous mods to add to our collection. Rumor has it that he once turned his entire house into a giant strip club, complete with pixelated pole dancers and a DJ booth made entirely out of diamond blocks.
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🤪 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! 🎮 Are you ready to go from Zero to Hero? Join now and get the chance to ride on the SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl 🚢, SR DD Nubian 🚢, Elite CA Devonshire 🚢, and Elite CL Liverpool 🚢! Plus, you can get a Fantasy RPG skin for Jade, Devonshire, Liverpool, and more! 🧝♂️🧝♀️
But wait, there’s more! 😱 Experience the Rodney META and the Vampire META with Cruise Mission, where you can unlock the Inazuma skin with the Cruise Pass! 🧛♂️ Don’t miss out on the Sundered Blue (Princeton) archive and The Bard’s Poem (Z46 skin) limited-time events! 🎉
Upcoming events include the Abyssal Refrain light rerun and the Little Cheshire rerun – trust us, you don’t want to miss these! 😎
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Are you tired of your heart constantly crying out for love in real life? Well, have no fear because in our Minecraft server, your heart will be too busy with all the epic adventures and shenanigans to even think about romance!
Join our server and witness the magic of a heart that is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to have time for pesky love troubles. Who needs a date when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?
So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and have your heart singing with joy (instead of crying out for love), then join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to figure out how to stop your heart from being so darn confusing.
The DeluxeSMP is a unique economy server made for anybody to play on. We welcome new players every day to experience a world of creativity in which hundreds if not thousands of people introduce themselves to our server. Our server is currently an Economy SMP featuring Crystal PVP.
