join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8383
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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