NoMoreBoozeMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all our members!

Join us and you’ll never look back, just like Steve never looked back after he accidentally drank a potion of invisibility and couldn’t find his way home for three days! And don’t even get us started on the time when Creeper Carl tried to start a vineyard in the Nether and ended up accidentally creating a new dimension called the Grape-verse!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get block-tastically bonkers!

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Items Found:	4070	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Animals Bred:	121
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Farms Harvested:	199	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7338
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	9016
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	211	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).