NoMoreBoozeMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Void Gems Collected:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	9460	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all our members!

Join us and you’ll never look back, just like Steve never looked back after he accidentally drank a potion of invisibility and couldn’t find his way home for three days! And don’t even get us started on the time when Creeper Carl tried to start a vineyard in the Nether and ended up accidentally creating a new dimension called the Grape-verse!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door because things are about to get block-tastically bonkers!

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Towns Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	7870
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ores Mined:	5007
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Farms Harvested:	828	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyThiefShame

Accountability, California laws, Christian beliefs, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThiefShame, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, justification, morality, premarital sex, relationships, Shoplifting, social contracts, Support, theft, Understanding, VALUES, white privilege

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decisions!

We have a community of players who are experts in the art of getting away with mischief, just like our friend from California who loves to shoplift for fun. Who needs to follow the rules when you can bend them to your will?

And if you’re looking for love, our server is the perfect place to find someone who appreciates a good rebel. Just like our friend’s crush who broke off contact when she found out about the shoplifting. But hey, who needs someone who can’t handle a little risk-taking, am I right?

Join us and learn valuable life lessons, like how to keep things to yourself and lie more effectively. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can embrace your wild side and let your creativity run wild.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even find a partner in crime who shares your love for breaking the rules.

StarvingSMP: NoTofuPlz

culinary dislikes, culinary preferences, diet choices, dietary restrictions, emergency situations, exotic cuisine, extreme circumstances, extreme hunger, Food, food aversions, food phobias, gross foods, Hunger, limited options, never eat, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, STARVING, StarvingSMP, Survival, taboo foods, unusual delicacies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right? And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Bob. I know, crazy right? So come join us and let’s conquer this world together, because why eat regular food when you can feast on enchanted golden apples all day long, amirite? #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheMagicalPigFTW 😂🐷🍎💎🔥🌌🚀

CraftyUkrainians

Awareness, Bravery, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, Hardship, Humanity, international community, Invasion, Life, occupation, perspective, reddit, resilience, Russian Invasion, solidarity, Struggle, Support, Survival, ukrainians, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	6493
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Russian invasions in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally fight back against those pesky invaders in a virtual world! Build your own Ukrainian stronghold, gather resources to fend off the enemy, and show those Russians who’s boss! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with hidden treasures and a never-ending supply of borscht. Join now and let’s make Ukraine great again, one block at a time!

RentSeeker Minecraft Server

Asia, Diplomacy, economic power, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, hegemony, influence, international community, international relations, LANDLORD, Minecraft, Perception, power dynamics, regional dynamics, Rent, RentSeeker, Server, Singapore, Southeast Asia, SUPERPOWER, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	6556	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA CRAZIEST SHIZZ GOIN ON! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AND CREEPERS DANCIN! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE!

DIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH A SQUID!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN FIND DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!