NoCuffsMC: Where Police are Extinct! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the police are extinct like dinosaurs! No more getting arrested for stealing diamonds or blowing up creepers. It’s a lawless land where you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of punishment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building massive piggy fortresses. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and swimming in rivers of caramel. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with talking pigs, candy universes, and no pesky police to ruin your fun. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other.

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	648744
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	1604	Animals Bred:	51
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8332
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2613
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Void Armor Forged:	28	Potions Brewed:	166
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5891	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	4475	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	5875
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!