No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	79	Magic Items Found:	8411
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	751194
Dimension Hops:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6465	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	376352

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

+18, armor stands, Builder, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Friend, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Place, quality of life, season 3, Servers, shopping district, smp, Squaremap, survivalist, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, world border

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/cybergene-prison/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Flip Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

bug tracker, Craft, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Lovers, News, Opendota, patches, shadow fiend, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, steam community, Stratz, STREAMS, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

asserting yourself, choosing your partner, dealing with difficult family members, dysfunctional family dynamics, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, favoritism, holiday drama, holiday stress, making tough decisions, Minecraft, prioritizing mental health, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, SisVsBroXmas, standing up for yourself, strained relationships, toxic behavior, toxic relationships, toxic siblings, Ultimatum

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CheerMeUpMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Farms Harvested:	182	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Star Shards Collected:	172	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.