Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Enchantments Applied: 227 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Be me Minecraft server

    Be me Minecraft server
    >So, you’re tired of your boring job and not getting raises? Sounds like you need a change of scenery! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own gallows and take out your frustrations in a virtual world.

    >We promise our virtual Uber service is much more lucrative than the real one – just imagine driving around in a pixelated car and making bank!

    >Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who also dream of escaping their mundane lives and building epic structures. So come join us and let’s build a world where raises are plentiful and gallows are just a fun side project!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Potions Brewed: 166
    Villages Defended: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Mines Excavated: 1566 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2279 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 184 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 246
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Villages Defended: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/therapisttakedown/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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