Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3137 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 2285
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Crops Grown: 3459
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Farms Harvested: 494 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    karlssonSMP Overview

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3443 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Magic Items Found: 4627

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8757 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 26 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 670 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 69 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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