join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Dimension Hops: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 363
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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