MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

Adventure, app store, Daphne, Drecom, dungeon crawler, Exploration, FANTASY, general, Google Play Store, japanese, Magic, Minecraft, mobile game, Monsters, Quests, role playing, RPG, smp, strategy, turn based, variants, Wizardry, Wizardry Variants, WVD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	969704
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

beauty standards, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, glowup, goals, Insecurities, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, self-perception, smp, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCreeper69

alone, available.., CraftyCreeper69, DATING, flying solo, lonely, looking for love, love life, Relationship Status, relationship status update, single, single and fabulous, single and happy, single and independent, single and loving it, single and ready to mingle, single and thriving, Solo, solo journey, Solo Life, unattached

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border security, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

#sustainability, BIOMASS, capacity, clean energy, climate change, energy generation, energy production, Energy Sector, Energy Transition, green energy, HYDRO, India, India200GW, milestone, power, renewable energy, renewable power, renewable sources, RenewableCraft, renewables, Solar, WIND

come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1788
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2958	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2937	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Crops Grown:	9008
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	3822	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ores Mined:	539

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”