Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
Divine Spears Created: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
Treasure Maps Found: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Emeralds Found: 3898
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6831 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Items Found: 2504

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magic Items Found: 1573
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5047
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Animals Bred: 63 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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