Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Divine Spears Created: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Alien Abductions: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3410 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8322 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 113

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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