MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Villages Defended:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	555	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6910	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	1519	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Items Found:	2046	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	290	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2