MissileMayhemCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyZenLand

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Imagine a world where the sun shines brighter, the grass is greener, and the pigs fly. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inner peace and contentment are just a block away!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas through fields of diamond ore, or take a dip in our lava-filled hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging fireballs and zombie DJs for a night you’ll never forget.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where peace, contentment, and a whole lot of craziness await you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

chemical toxins, childhood health, childhood obesity, clinical risk factors, developmental origins of health and disease, early childhood development, environmental factors, epigenetic changes, epigenome, genetic predisposition, health outcomes, maternal health, metabolic disorders, obesity, obesity prevention, pediatric obesity, Perinatal chemical exposures, perinatal health, PixelPreggoCraft, predicting obesity, prenatal care, public health initiatives, RiskFree

so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7271
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3891	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	3837
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	609	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Farms Harvested:	142	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1