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| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1601 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you’re ready to fend for yourself and show off your survival skills. No handouts here, folks! We don’t believe in creating dependency, so get ready to work for your resources and build your empire from the ground up.
And watch out for those non-native players, they’ll be knocking on your virtual door asking for freebies like it’s a Minecraft soup kitchen. But we say, let them fend for themselves or call their own kind for help. Life is a struggle, and if you can’t handle it, you don’t deserve to thrive in our crazy world.
So come join our server if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, fight for your place in the Minecraft universe, and laugh in the face of danger. Just remember, only the strong survive here, so bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and unleash your inner manlet in a world where being fashionably challenged is celebrated. Build your own stylish but slightly off-kilter creations, compete in fashion shows where the ugliest outfit wins, and bond with fellow manlets over your shared struggles.
So why wait? Join our server now and show those tall chads that being a well-dressed ugly manlet is where it’s at! Who needs height and good looks when you’ve got style and a sense of humor?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser beams, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with hilarious trolls, crazy builders, and even a few sentient creepers who just want to make friends.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can be part of the madness and mayhem on our server? Come join us and see why we’re the best-kept secret in the Minecraft universe. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary “LOL” sword, rumored to make your enemies die of laughter. Or team up with other players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable, like a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and uncover their hilarious secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your way to victory!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 881 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
At just 26 years old, I’ve already seen things that would make a seasoned Minecraft player cry. But on our server, we laugh in the face of danger and embrace the chaos with open arms. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a countryman, in which case, you’re not welcome here.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 490 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is so wild that even Tokino Sora herself plays on it! That’s right, the virtual idol herself is a regular player on our server. You never know when she might pop in and start singing her latest hit song while you’re mining for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We have our very own radio station, Holodex Radio, blasting the latest tunes 24/7. You can jam out to all your favorite songs while you’re building your dream castle or battling mobs in the Nether.
And don’t even get me started on the limited edition merch. From Tokino Sora 6th Anniversary Party swag to exclusive Hololive Island voice packs, we’ve got it all. You won’t find this stuff anywhere else, folks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Tokino Sora herself and become besties. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player here. He loves to challenge newcomers to dance-offs and bake-offs. Rumor has it he makes a mean carrot cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where villagers throw the wildest parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”
So, what are you in for? Non-stop fun, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. And as for how long till it fails? Never! Our server is powered by the tears of Endermen and the laughter of baby zombies. So come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is so wild that even the mobs have gone crazy! Rumor has it that the zombies have started breakdancing and the creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness these absurd antics firsthand!
But wait, there’s more! We have a detailed tier list to help you navigate the madness, crimebrand priority guides to maximize your resources, and even a secret society called NAsty where members plot outrageous pranks on each other.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our server and show off your manly Minecraft skills while leaving all those sensitive guys in the dust. Who needs competition when you’re the ultimate warrior in a world of pussies? So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to dominate the virtual landscape like a true alpha male. Join now and show everyone what it means to be a real man in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1095 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good laugh and enjoy being part of ridiculous storylines. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in when you log on? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a group of chickens performing a synchronized dance routine, or witness a heated debate between two cows over who gets the last piece of grass.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if that fell into the wrong hands!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Sakura is involved.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1000 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Say goodbye to your parasocial relationships with anime characters and say hello to a community of players who are ready to laugh, build, and conquer together. Our server is filled with adventures, challenges, and endless possibilities for you to explore.
So why wait? Join us today and let’s build a world where real connections are made, not just fantasies in your head. Who knows, you might even find your own Uruka in the midst of all the chaos. See you in the game!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking animals and magical potions.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most outrageous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
