MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

D3ctpocraft server minecraft

D3ctpocraft, Donations, Fly, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, vk, Without Launcher, YouTuber, Yutub Channel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Hello ! This is the server of a little famous D3ctpo YouTuber. And he tried very much over him for a very long time he was doing him to eat VK, Yutub Channel Come in!

D3CTPOCRAFT.aternos.me

Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	7984
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Enchantments Applied:	223	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	16

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4091

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	4913	Farms Harvested:	117
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Farms Harvested:	224
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6716	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7