MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1508
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	2330

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	72
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Star Shards Collected:	243
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6814
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4912
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	882691
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.