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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Emeralds Found: 7912
Astral Projections Made: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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