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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Runes Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 6934 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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