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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mines Excavated: 2534
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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