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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Crops Grown: 7094 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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