Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 348382
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3833 Crops Grown: 1665
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Star Shards Collected: 205
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Runes Activated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 16 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Items Found: 1835

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 461933 Towns Built: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Crops Grown: 5600 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 746 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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