Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9872 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Farms Harvested: 973

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Items Found: 7953
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Villages Defended: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6983
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

    Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

    The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Crops Grown: 8044
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

    LebCraft – No Israeli Demands
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

    Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3924 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

    Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

    so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

    don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Emeralds Found: 1680
    Magic Items Found: 1424 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • WaterMelon Mc

    WaterMelon Mc

    Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Solis MC

    Solis MC

    Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 2159 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dimension Hops: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 263

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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