Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Chimeras Created: 4
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4778 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9756 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Villages Defended: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Enchantments Applied: 240
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ores Mined: 2224
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Falling into the Void: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6825 Dimension Hops: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

    Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Chimeras Created: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sneedclave

    Sneedclave

    One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

    1.12.2 and later versions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • EterniaMC – Chunks

    EterniaMC – Chunks

    Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

    Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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