Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Runes Activated: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineSwift

    MineSwift

    Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

    Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

    Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

    The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds
    Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
    This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
    Are there any map resets? No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
    Is there a world boundary? Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
    What kind of mods are available on the server? The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
    Can I play alone or with others? Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

    But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

    On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

    /WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 420 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchantments Applied: 194

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

    PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

    Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 532

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 100 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5809 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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