Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Chimeras Created: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Towns Built: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1286 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 258 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 412289
    Ores Mined: 6646 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6315 Mines Excavated: 3389
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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