Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Endless Night Skies: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 439
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DreamCraft SMP

    DreamCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Villages Defended: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
    Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

    Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

    Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hate-Free Zone Server

    Hate-Free Zone Server
    LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

    our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

    we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

    so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crops Grown: 6665
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

    Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms
    Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

    Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8008 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Ds99eu Network

    Ds99eu Network

    Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Jay Nepal

    Jay Nepal

    Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

    Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

    Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

    Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

    Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

    On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

    Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Runes Activated: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

    Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyFails

    CraftyFails
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Craftbox

    Craftbox

    Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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