so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Astral Projections Made: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Meteorites Collected: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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