so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8261
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Holy Grails Found: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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