so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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