MayanBoysGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

adult content, Alluring, bae, blocky, bonanza, desire, Erotic, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, insatiable, Kinky, lustful, more, Naughty, promiscuous, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, slut, taboo, temptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

CARD, Cardboard, Chaos, comma separated, Crafty, Generate, generate list, list, long trail, tags, that card, trail tags, up to 20, Wait A Minute, wait a minute that card

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Anime, Character, CREEPERS, cute, daydreamer, diamonds, eccentric, female, fictional, Friend, girl, Girlcraft, Girls, high school, Imaginative, japanese, love interest, makeup, name.., passionate, Protagonist, quirky, Romantic, Satone Shichimiya, Scared, Shy.., Unique

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7508
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

#classified information, #covert operations, #security clearance, analyst, blocks, cia, counterintelligence, Crafty, cryptography, Edition, Espionage, Government, intelligence, intelligence agencies, intelligence officer, MI6, national security, Recruitment, SPIES, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, undercover operations

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

adult content, Adventures, arent, blocky, BOOTY, boundary-pushing, controversial, CREEPERS, explicit content, explicit gameplay, Exploding, FANTASY, graphic content, immersive experience, immersive storytelling, Innovative, mature audience, mature themes, neo game, New game, Provocative, role playing, sexual, super sexual, taboo, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ores Mined:	7548	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

addiction, blocks, body image, ChunkyCraft, curves, emotional struggle, FANTASY, fat fetish, Guilt, indulgence, internal conflict, jerk off, regret, relapse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, sexual desire, sexual preference, shame, taboo, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Villages Defended:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KGB Craft: Where Putler sends sleeper agents to attack your blocks!

agents, aggression, Attack, ATTACKING, blocks, Craft, cyberattack, Espionage, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, KGB, KGBs, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putler, russia, SECURITY, sends, sleeper, subversion, Surveillance, threat, War

Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Respawn & Repeat: LOLZ

lolz, long trail tags, Objective, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, repeat, respawn

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only objective is to PERISH! Why survive when you can thrive in chaos and destruction? Join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness as you try to outdo your fellow players in the art of perishing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Perish King, a mysterious figure who roams the land challenging players to absurd challenges in exchange for rare loot. Will you be brave enough to face the Perish King and claim your reward?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of past players who met their demise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will you join their ranks and become a legend in your own right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the chaos as you strive to PERISH in the most epic ways imaginable!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Ukrainians – Where every block is a surprise, just like marrying a Ukrainian!

BLOCK, children, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, culture, DATING, eastern european women, family, international marriage, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marrying, misconceptions, parenting, relationships, Rumors, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Surprise, traditional values, UKRAINIAN, ukrainian women, ukrainians

Are you tired of dealing with rumors about marrying Ukrainian women and having strange children? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about any Ukrainian wife drama because we only have pixelated players who are too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to cause any trouble. Plus, our server is rumored to have magical powers that will turn your virtual children into adorable little blocky creatures that will bring joy to your Minecraft world.

So why waste time dealing with rumors when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure? Join now and say goodbye to Ukrainian wife drama forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Builders Brigade – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, blocky, Brigade, Builders, demo day, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, Resources, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain superhuman mining abilities.

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and talking trees who are always ready to lend a hand or cast a spell to help you on your Minecraft journey.

4. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of hearted players to enter. Are you pure of heart? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the blocks take you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Animals Bred:	87	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3