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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Farms Harvested: 572
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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