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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 217 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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