LynchingLadGoneBad | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Emeralds Found:	8617

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6931	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Farms Harvested:	152

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	1661
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5467	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	3388
Emeralds Found:	1297	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Villages Defended:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8