LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Fruity Minecraft SMP Fun

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Are you tired of being a boring old apple or a basic banana in the fruit world? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and discover what fruit you truly are! Are you a sassy strawberry or a wild watermelon? Take our fruity quiz and find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fruit Gang, a group of Minecraft players who only communicate through fruit emojis. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pineapples rule the land and grapes are the currency.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our fruity SMP today and let your inner fruit flag fly! Just don’t be a sour grape about it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1323
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your virtual hands on! Join now and embark on a wild adventure with our ongoing “Tempesta and the Sleeping Sea” event, where you can unlock SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth Adventure! And don’t forget about our Halloween skins for new Tempesta, Atago, Owari L2D, and BristolJuuchatHoushou – they’re to die for!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming To Love Ru collab, where you can team up with your favorite anime characters and conquer the pixelated world like never before!

And remember, bind your account or risk losing it forever in the depths of the Minecraft universe. Oh, and by the way, we don’t have our own Discord because who needs it when you have such an awesome server like ours?

Check out our resources, ship tier list, equipment guide, PvP strategies, and so much more to dominate the game like a pro. And if you’re into lore and story, we’ve got you covered with our detailed summaries and background stories that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Is Fortnite Playable By A 4Channer? Minecraft SMP

4channer, battle royale, Beginner Gaming, Casual Gaming, Community, fortnite, Gaming, gaming advice, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming questions, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, playable, popular games, smp, Social gaming, video games

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a noob in Fortnite and getting wrecked by 12-year-olds with insane building skills? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned Fortnite and all its players because they are too sweaty for our liking.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where we host daily dance parties with our pet creepers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their iron golem army. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours, but just know that the villagers have cookies and diamond armor, so choose wisely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server you’ve ever seen. And remember, Fortnite players need not apply!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

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TimTheTatman, whose real name is Timothy John Betar, is a popular American Twitch streamer and content creator known for his entertaining personality and gaming skills. With a large following of over 7 million followers on Twitch, Tim has become one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community. He is also known for his collaborations with other popular streamers and his engaging streams that feature a variety of games. Outside of streaming, Tim is also a husband and father, sharing glimpses of his personal life with his fans.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Bars

alliances, classic, Community, Crafting, Currency, Discord, Economy, Enchants, gameplay, Gangs, Mini Games, Mining, Prison, Progression, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Server, Store, Survival, Territory, Trading

Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

approach, Communication, consent, DATING, dirty secret, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, relationships, secret, Server, sex, sexual agency, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, Women, Womens

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Genius Merlin

Adventure, Brazil, Brazilian, Bungeecord, Challenges, Community, custom textures, Dedicated Support, Discord, Economy, Friends, Gaming, Immersive, International, multiple worlds, Parkour, PvE, PvP, seamless experience, Server, Survival, Systems, Treasures, Vanilla, Visual Experience

Welcome to Genius Merlin!

Discover Genius Merlin, the Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! With custom textures and cutting-edge systems, we create an immersive gaming environment across multiple worlds, all managed via BungeeCord for a seamless and exciting experience.

Why choose Genius Merlin? – Enhanced visual experience: Our unique textures transform each block into a work of art. – Multiple Worlds: Explore interconnected realms, each with their own challenges and treasures. – International server: Play with people from different places and make new friends. – Dedicated support: Our team is always available both on the server and on Discord to help you with anything you need.

Join our Brazilian community and start your Genius Merlin adventure today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6661

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for the chance to meet Mari, the limited edition idol who can serenade you with her enchanting voice. Or maybe you prefer Sakurako, the idol who can dance circles around the competition. And let’s not forget about Mine, the welfare idol who will mine her way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in events like Serenade Promenade, where you can show off your singing skills, or Decagrammaton, where you can summon the power of the ten commandments to wreak havoc on your enemies.

And don’t miss out on our crazy content like Limit Break Assault: Chokmah, where you’ll face off against special armored foes, or Total Assault: Gregorius, where you’ll experience insane and torment like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Darkin Network

Custom Enchants, Darkin Network, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Newbies, Quests, spawner grinding, Veterans

A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1555	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

Building Skills, Castles, Cities, Collaborative projects, construction, Discord, EclipseCraft, epic buildings, friendly community, minecraft server, Original Gameplay, Parkour, player community, Pure, Resource Gathering, Spleef, supportive atmosphere, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming atmosphere

1.Pure vanilla experience:

No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

Player community:

2.Friendly community:

Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

3.Survival and construction:

Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.