hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 33 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Ores Mined: 5382 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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