hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Void Armor Forged: 17
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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