so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 1396 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
Ores Mined: 6382 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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