so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 131 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Farms Harvested: 300 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 126
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Animals Bred: 180 Potions Brewed: 116

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Crops Grown: 1937
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 275 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    • 🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
    • 🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
    • 🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
    • ✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
    • 🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
    • 🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
    • 👥 Community Events
    • 🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
    • 🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
    • 🏬 Player Shops
    • 🔐 Lockable Chests
    • ⭐️ Shooting Stars
    • 🪑 Chairs & Sitting
    • ➕ Much more!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6465 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4070 Potions Brewed: 45
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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