so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 174
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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