so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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