so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Dimension Hops: 13 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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