so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Love Letters Sent: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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