so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Animals Bred: 67 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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