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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4983 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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